Monsterhood - Unicornfession


Howie: Well it’s been nice hanging out with you in this post-apocalyptic wasteland, but I should probably be getting back.
The professor was kidnapped, remember?

Unicorn: I remember. That’s why I brought you here.
Howie Right, to save me from Von Krieger. Thanks again, by the way.

Unicorn: Actually, I brought you here to save HIM from YOU.
Had I not stepped in, you’d have defeated Von Krieger and ruined all my hard work.

Howie: You’re working with VON KRIEGER?!
You let the professor be KIDNAPPED?!
I’d KILL you if you weren’t my ride home!