(A man is walking his dog and calls out to the man in front of him.)

Man 1: Dude!

Man 2: Hm? Oh, you must think I’m Robert.

Man 2: I’m actually a GHOST. I”ve been renting Robert’s body for a few weeks. My name is Gilbert.

Man 1: I’m Darren. So where’s Robert’s soul while you’re in his body?

Man 2: He said he was staying with you…?

Man 1 looks angrily at his dog.

Dog: I was GOING to tell you but turns out I love ear scritches.