Transcription
(A man is walking his dog and calls out to the man in front of him.)
Man 1: Dude!
Man 2: Hm? Oh, you must think I’m Robert.
Man 2: I’m actually a GHOST. I”ve been renting Robert’s body for a few weeks. My name is Gilbert.
Man 1: I’m Darren. So where’s Robert’s soul while you’re in his body?
Man 2: He said he was staying with you…?
Man 1 looks angrily at his dog.
Dog: I was GOING to tell you but turns out I love ear scritches.