A motivational speaker with a headset microphone standing in a spotlight.

Speaker: Follow your dreams! Then you’ll find out which secluded parks they cut through to get home.

Speaker: Listen to your heart. Failing that, sometimes dogs will tell you what to do.

Speaker: Shoot for the moon! Even if you miss, you can still stab and/or strangle the moon.

The caption above the last panel reads “Ronnie Lee Givens: Murdervational Speaker”

Ronnie: Picture yourself holding the trophy. Could be a bracelet. Could be a toe.