Transcription
(A man in close-up)
Man: My brother? Lemme tell you a few things about my brother.
Man: He’s a stubborn, bull-headed moron! He’s incapable of listening to reason! And he’s so cheap! He’–
(Sitcom style, the man realises something.)
Man: Sigh… he’s behind me, isn’t he?
In the last panel, his identical twin is shown conjoined to his back.
Man 2: Look, if you hate me so much then pay for half the surgery!
Man: I’m not paying half if you get to to keep the pancreas!