Monsterhood - Deus Ex Machinery


(Vampire’s point of view. Darkness.)
The Professor: Vampire, wake up.
Vampire: Huh? I’m not dead dead double dead?

The Professor: Mothman here brought you to me. He told me about the spliters in your bloodstream.

The Professor: I mounted an electromagnet in your chest to repel the wood shrapnel from your heart. I call it the Bark Reactor.

Vampire: So, it will allow me to function exactly as I was before?
The Professor: Yes. In fact, I see no need for this to ever come up again.