(Vampire enters his castle through a interdimensional moth-hole.)
Vampire: Ahh, dimension sweet dimension.
(Vampire holds his chest.)
Vampire: Well, that was inconvenient. But now it’s all been resolved, I can– HGERK!– get back to– GAK!– what I was–
(Vampire collapses. Darkness is encroaching.)
Vampire: Hmm. I can’t help feeling that I’ve forgotten something. ERG! Oh, that was it.
Vampire: The part where I was dying…