Monsterhood

Vampire: Must be weird not remembering things… like that you’re my robot and you do whatever i want for free.
[robot holds up paper the reads: “the facts: vampire’s a jerk”]
Robot: i still hang on to some important information.
Vampire: afternoon Skunk-ape. hunting for squirrels?
Skunk-ape: I found something a little bigger.
Vampire: Human?
Skunk-ape: Yes. Secret government agent.
Vampire: then it’s begun.

Robot: Invade the town? Who’s invading?
Vampire: all right mega-memory. i’ll tell you again. try not to reset this time! You came from the future right? a future where this place is a research facility run by some secret organisation. which means that at some point in time, they will invade the town.
Robot: Invade the town? Who’s invading?
Vampire: augh. Puppies. Hundreds on adorable little puppies.
Robot: yay! i love puppies.

Howie: thanks for the lift, invisible man!
Invisible man: always happy to help a young reader get to the library! happy learning!
Howie: Im really late, i hope she’s not mad at me.
Girl: Just a minute, Howie.
Howie: Oh, good. she sounds cheerful enough.
[it is night time]
Howie: Point made now!

Von Krieger: huh? where? wha…?
Professor: hes waking up. hold onto him.
Von Krieger: get your stinking paws off me you dumb, dirty skunk-ape!
Professor: watch it Von Krieger! skunk-apes smart enough! you cant tell everything about a person just by looking at them, you know.
Von Krieger: of course… you’re quite right arnold.
[Von Krieger’s robotic eye reveals the professors name]
[probably should’ve mention he had that sooner. meh. too late now.]

Professor: Skunk-ape, you hang onto Von Krieger while we go and discuss what we do with him.
Skunk-ape: hey. im sorry i bopped you on the head before.
Von Krieger: thats ok. im sorry i said you were dumb. im sure you’re very smart. pity your friends dont think so though. otherwise, they’d have invited you to that meeting.
Skunk-ape: hey! you’re right!
[Skunk-ape at meeting]
Skunk-ape: Gentlemen, i believe i have the solution to our little problem. firstly–
Vampire: Who’s watching Von Krieger?!
Skunk-ape: HUPBUP! please hold your questions till the end.

Vampire: thats it. im taking over this operation. listen up for your callsigns and assignments. smellvin, you and insector search the east end of town. your squads name is team stinkbug. tin-can, your with me.
Robot: did you take the lead just so you could give us insulting callsigns?
Vampire: of course not dumbot. ooh! i like that better.

[orc reaches into mailbox and pulls out a letter. he looks confused. he then walks to his neighbor called roc and hands it to him.]