Vampire: Must be weird not remembering things… like that you’re my robot and you do whatever i want for free.
[robot holds up paper the reads: “the facts: vampire’s a jerk”]
Robot: i still hang on to some important information.
Vampire: afternoon Skunk-ape. hunting for squirrels?
Skunk-ape: I found something a little bigger.
Skunk-ape: Yes. Secret government agent.
Vampire: then it’s begun.