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Howie: So, who build the pyramids?
Mummified Pharaoh: I did.
Howie: What– by yourself?
Mummified Pharaoh: Yep. I made the blocks, i dragged them to the site, and i stacked them up in pyramid shapes.
Howie: I don’t believe you.
Mummified Pharaoh: Well, good luck digging up someone else to take the credit.
Howie: I suppose you built the sphinx too?
Mummified Pharaoh: I sure did. It was quite a weekend