Monsterhood - The Monster Interviews #4: Vampire


[Howie holds tape recorder up to a bat]

Howie: So, vampire, how come you can go outside in the daytime? Vampire? Oh, i get it. You’re not talking to me because you couldn’t turn me into a vampire. Real mature.

Vampire: Actually, I’m over here. That’s just an ordinary bat.

Howie: Oh. Heh heh. So, how do you go outs–

Vampire: Beat it, kid I’m not talking to you.