Howie: i know you want to feel safe, but skunk-ape wouldn’t hurt you. i mean, if you were a squirrel, I’d understand.
Unicorn: I’d rather no one knew about me– i only spoke to you because of my deal with the other werewolves. they kept my secret, and i kept theirs.
Howie: what other werewolves?! what secret?!
Unicorn: oh, thought you’d already know. well, obviously i cant tell you. its a secret. see how good i am at this? and the same loyalty could be yours for the low, low price of shut up about unicorns.