Howie: shed you horn in winter, huh? I’m not buying it. for a start, winters not for months.
Unicorn: if you must know, its a defense mechanism. if i feel threatened, i can shed the horn and grow a new one when the coast is clear.
Howie: like a mechanical pencil!
Unicorn: If that helps you. the idea is that i look like a regular horse if I don’t have a horn. Unless I have a cold.
Howie: what happens if you have a cold?
Unicorn: I SNEEZE GLITTER, OKAY?!