Skunk-Ape: Anyway, kid, unless you can grow a tail real fast, you’d better scram.
Howie: Please don’t make me go back.
Howie: You see, I live with my two wicked step-aunts who make me work day and night!
Howie: And even though there are plenty of rooms, I sleep in the box the TV came in!
(Skunk-Ape is bawling.)
Howie: Did I mention the TV was a portable?