Monsterhood - Flimsy Premises


Skunk-Ape: Supposing you do stay here… there’s still the fact that you’re not a real monster.

Howie: I’ve got it! You could teach me! I could be your monster’s apprentice!
Skunk-Ape: Oh, kid, I don’t think–

Howie: In return, I guess I could do some chores.
Skunk-Ape: Chores, you say?

(Standing in front of a house with a broken roof.)
Skunk-Ape: Welcome to my place, Howie! How are you with heights?