A fast food worker is rushing to fulfil orders while balancing a tray of burgers, fries, drinks and nuggets.

Manager: Remember: we’re not a ‘fast food restaurant’– we’re a rapid service dining experience’.

The worker is cooking like a thousand beef patties.

Manager: You’re not a ‘burger flipper’– you’re ‘order assembly second backup team leader’.

The worker is squeezing some disgusting clogged machine.

Manager: You’re not ‘unclogging the ranch nozzle’– you’re ‘maintaining condiment excellence’.

The worker is sobbing uncontrollably.

Manager: You’re not ‘crying into napkins’– you’re ‘stealing company resources’.