(Howie and Vampire in a cafe. Vampire is sipping coffee from a paper cup.)
Howie: So anyway, we’re gonna pull our giant pumpkin from the festival. Hope that’s OK.
Vampire: Oh, it’s fine. May I ask why?
Howie: Uh… why? Well… because… I… ate it? Yeah, that’s it. I ATE it.
Can’t blame a guy for getting hungry, right?
Of course not. After all, YOU’RE ONLY HUMAN. (Vampire crushes the paper cup.)