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(Howie and Skunk-Ape sitting in cafe.)
Vampire: Yes, I know you’re not a werewolf, and on the night of the full moon, everyone else will too.
(Vampire sips his coffee.)
Howie: Oh, I get it. Because THEN you can bite me and turn ME into a vampire.
Vampire: What? NO! That’s terrible!
Vampire: Oh, sorry. They gave me decaf. You’re totally right, by the way.