Host: When Medusa first began her FIX MY FACE journey, her UGLINESS was turning anyone who looked at her, and her chances for LOVE, into stone.
(Host and Miss Gorgon are in front of a mirror.)
Host: VOILA! (Covers the microphone.) We couldn’t do much about the snake hair because of the whole animal rights thing.
Host: And now for you at home to see just how far Medusa has come, with our HALF-AND-HALF before and after photo.
Miss Gorgon: Uh… is that a good idea.
(Man on couch watching TV. Half of his body has turned to stone.)