Howie: Everyone thinks I’m a werewolf?
Skunk-Ape: Genius, right?
Skunk-Ape: You get to move freely about the city, protected by the monster’s code… and I don’t get run out of town for harbouring a human!
Howie: Actually, that DOES seem like a pretty good plan.
Skunk-Ape: DUH. What could go wrong?
(Vampire, Miss Gorgon and Evil Future-Robot are sitting around a table.)
Vampire: I now call this meeting of the FULL MOON FESTIVAL planning committee to order.
Evil Future-Robot: Theme idea: Destroy all humans!