Monsterhood - Meet-a-Monster #2: The Curse Of The Mummy’s Curse


Mummified Pharaoh: RAAA! Who dares disturb my resting place?!
Archaeologist: I- I’m sorry. Is there a curse?

Mummified Pharaoh: Nah, there’s no curse. You know why? ‘Cause I’m a JOLLY GOOD PHARAOH.

Mummified Pharaoh: Why aren’t you laughing? Don’t you get it?
Archaeologist: I got it… it just… wasn’t that funny.

Mummified Pharaoh: Oh, well, EXCUSE ME, Mr. Critic. You know what? I forgot. There IS a curse. You’re cursed now.
(Archaeologist falls over dead.)