Monsterhood - Fungi to be Around


Vampire: Easy there short stuff! remember the monsters code!
Gnome: you triggered the alarm! you’re a human! these mushrooms glow when a human passes by. it’s a warning system set up by the gnomes of old. we just caught a human, and he’s got fur, just like you! although his is brown, not black… and he has no wings… and he was bigger… come to think of it, the mushrooms didn’t glow when we carried him past… uh oh.
Howie: what do you mean he WAS bigger?