Monsterhood - Fork in the Road


Vampire: i’m surprised you didn’t get lost in these tunnels. good thing these fungi are lighting our way… but i don’t see any gnomes.
Howie: i didn’t see them on my last time through either.
Vampire: they’re probably topside stealing more stuff!
[gnome pops out]
Gnome: hey! we do not steal stuff!
Howie: is that skunk-ape’s fork?
Gnome: Except for this fork!