Monsterhood - Forewarned is Forearmed


(Skunk-Ape and Howie are walking toward The Professor’s lab, past a giant kitten.)
The Professor: (Via loudspeaker.) ATTACK! Crush them in your powerful jaws!
Skunk-Ape: Pay no attention to that man behind the kitten.

Skunk-Ape: That’s just a recording. The professor and I are friends.

(Skunk-Ape undergoes a retina scan. The screen beneath the sensor reads ‘OK’.)
Skunk-Ape: The Professor has a knack for genetic manipulation. He not only knows DNA inside out and upside down–

(Doors open to reveal a four-armed man waving.)
Skunk-Ape: He PREFERS it that way.