A cowboy rides two horses into town.

Tex: Yes sir! Yes sir! I just bought myself a brand new doublehorse!

Cowboy 2: Ain’t what folks have been sayin’ round town, Tex.

Cowboy 2: Rumour is you bought two regular horses and some glue then you done stuck ’em together.

Tex: No sir! No sir!

Tex: (now out of earshot) Actually, I bought three regular horses and made my own glue.