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A cowboy rides two horses into town.
Tex: Yes sir! Yes sir! I just bought myself a brand new doublehorse!
Cowboy 2: Ain’t what folks have been sayin’ round town, Tex.
Cowboy 2: Rumour is you bought two regular horses and some glue then you done stuck ’em together.
Tex: No sir! No sir!
Tex: (now out of earshot) Actually, I bought three regular horses and made my own glue.