Monsterhood - Colonel Panic


Automated Message: (Over speakers) Ten seconds to self destruct!
Von Krieger: ARGH! They got away! And there’s no way I can get to the teleporter in time.

Automated Message: Nine… Eight… Seven…
Von Krieger: Oh well. I guess the CAPTAIN always goes down with his SHIP.

(The ‘KA-BOOM’ of a large explosion.)

(Von Krieger flies away from said explosion in a spaceship.)
Von Krieger: Lucky for me, I’m a COLONEL.