Monsterhood - Audience Participation


Howie: (Having teleported) GOTTAGOGOTTAGOGOTTAGO
Evil Future-Robot: Hey, where are the goons?

Goon No.1: I’m tired of waiting for the boss. I say we trash the place.
Goon No.2: Hey look! Puppets!
Sock Puppet: Welcome to the Punch and Punch Show!

Goon No.1: Don’t you mean the Punch and Jud- OOF!
(Goons are both punched with the sock puppets)

Vampire: (with sock puppets on his hands) Now YOU say VAMPIRE’S A JERK.
It’s kind of a THING around here.