Girl: Howie, Wait!
Howie: You’re a werewolf?! why didn’t you tell me?
Girl: I thought you were a werewolf! Everyone thinks you’re a werewolf!
Howie: Yeah, but you don’t know anyone! you never leave the library! how could you have heard that?
Girl: I’ll show you. The library archives every edition of the newspaper. you were on the front page news, remember?
Howie: Argh! stupid Vampire! Oh, Vampire’s this guy–
Girl: I know. the library archives magazines, too.
[Girl holds up magazine that that reads: “Vampire: World’s biggest jerk?]