(Skunk-Ape is holding a cobweb broom and a chair.)
Skunk-Ape: Your first job will be to get rid of some cobwebs.
Skunk-Ape: This cobweb broom extends as high as you need it to go.
Howie: Wait, if the broom can reach everything… then why do I need the chair?
(Howie facing down a huge spider in lion tamer pose.)