Vampire: Merry Christmas, kid!
Vampire: That turkey still in the shop window?
Howie: The one as big as me? no, it sold this morning.
[Vampire holds massive turkey and pats it]
Vampire: Heh heh. I know.
[Howie walks up to Skunk-ape, The Mummified Pharaoh and Miss Gorgon with his torso stuffed inside a massive turkey]
Howie: Vampire’s a jerk, everyone.