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Vampire: Impressive.
Henry as invisible man: Thank you.
Vampire: This will be tricky. if you’re too much of a jerk she might try to slap him and give the game away. Not enough of a jerk and she might think she can change him. Pop quiz, hotshot! Picnic by the lake, she wants a kiss. do you say her breath smells or smoosh cake in her face?
Henry: Uh… Cake?
Vampire: Wrong! you push her in the lake and tell her it was an accident!
Henry: But that wasn’t one of the opti–
Vampire: Jerks don’t play by the rules!