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Vampire: So the Unicorn changed the timeline so you were invented in the PAST not the FUTURE, right?
Evil Future-Robot: Right.
Vampire: So your name is EVIL FUTURE-ROBOT but you’re not from the FUTURE. And you haven’t been very EVIL lately, either.
Evil Future-Robot: Says the man who stopped two goons from wrecking the town.
Vampire: Hey, all I did was punch two humans in the face in the most jerkish way possible. I take no responsibility for any GOOD that came from that.
Evil Future-Robot: Nope. Not buying it.
Evil Future-Robot: Hey, everyone! Vampire’s a NICE GUY now!
Vampire: I take it back, you ARE still evil.