Monsterhood - Unicorn Tears


Henry: Unicorn? Are you crying?
Unicorn: (crying) Pfft. Me? No. You are. Shut up.

Howie: Listen, I know protecting the timeline is IMPORTANT to you, but we need to-
Unicorn: I’m not upset about the TIMELINE!

Unicorn: It’s just… I thought I was doing the right thing.
I’m just as much a weapon now as I was when I was made.
That’s why I’m crying.

(Henry holds a bottle to Unicorn’s eye.)
Unicorn: My tears don’t do anything magical, Henry.
Henry: That’s okay. I’ll come up with something for the ads.