The Professor: This potion WILL turn you into a wolf… but the results will only be temporary.
The Professor: VERY temporary. The effects of this potion will last for about TWELVE MINUTES.
Howie: TWELVE MINUTES?!
The Professor: Better to use the time wisely then to drink any LONGER of the vile brew! Lest the WOLF overcome you and your humanity be lost… FOREVER!
The Professor: Also it tastes TERRIBLE. It’s supposed to be choc-banana flavour, but it SO isn’t.