Monsterhood - The Highest Bidder


Richard Successful: Nice ride. Where’d you get?
Von Krieger: That’s classified.
Richard Successful: PFFT. Please.

Richard Successful: In case you didn’t notice, your facility is now a SMOKING HOLE IN THE GROUND.
I figure that any unexploded secrets are for sale to the highest bidder.
Also known as ME.

Richard Successful: Help me out, Von Krieger and you could be a VERY WEALTHY MAN.
Von Krieger: Well, in that case… four years ago an alien ship crashed on Earth.
There were TWO survivors.

(Banner: Four years ago.)
Survivor No.1: AUGH. What happened?
Survivor No.2: I guess I hit the quantum particle igniter instead of the brake.