Monsterhood - The Girl in the Library


Howie: Wow. this library is so big and understaffed. it’s easy to see why no ones ever found you.
Girl: how is it that you have found me, kind sir?
Howie: Well, i am a great explorer. And you may call me Howie.
Girl: I called you kind sir because you are my kind.
Howie: your kind? oh, because we’re both…? i get. do you always talk like that.
Girl: A child must find joy in wordplay, when words are all she has to play with! I mean… “with which she has to play!” The shame, ending a sentence so clumsily! you must think me a monster!
Howie: Not at all.