Skunk-ape: catching a squirrel is a game of cat and mouse and i am one crafty mouse!
Howie: I thought you’d be the cat in that analogy.
Skunk-ape: how could i be the cat? then there’d be two cats and no mouse to play cat and mouse with!
[both are running the other way]
Howie: Why is the squirrel chasing us now?
Skunk-ape: i got confused, okay?