Monsterhood - Thanks, Dad


Fish dude: i dont get it dad. everytime i feel like im getting close to a girl, thye end up getting angry and storming off!
Fish dudes dad: dont worry about it son. its just one of those things that work itself out naturally as you get older.
Fish dude: i see. you’re saying its like learning the guitar, right? its just something that comes with practice.
Fish dudes dad: no. im saying one day soon your skin will dry out like mine and you’ll have to cover yourself with swamp juice every hour. then girls wont go anywhere near you!