Monsterhood - Surface Tension


Vampire: seeing as no one knows where the entrance to the gnome tunnels is, i’ll use my bat-sonar to detect underground activity. then, we dig Skunk-ape out.
Miss Gorgon: Vampire! that could collapse the tunnels! the gnomes would have nowhere to live!
Vampire: hey, that’s right! this plan gets better and better!
Howie: I know where the secret entrance is.
Vampire: shh, Howie. Growns-ups are talking.
Howie: I do! that’s how i got into the town.
Vampire: see? those tunnels bring nothing but pain. Let’s get digging!
Miss Gorgon: augh! lead the way, Howie.