Monsterhood - Siren Song


Howie: Oh no! I got so wound up about thwarting Vampire that I forgot to prepare a speech!

Skunk-Ape: Shh! The concert’s starting. Fasten your seatbelt.
Howie: Seatbelt? Why do we need–

Compere: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our very own chart-toppers: THE SIRENS! (Crowd yells yay!)

Siren’s song: Doesn’t matter what we sing, Our voices are enchanting, On our album we just hum, And it still went platinum.
Howie: (trance-like) Such beautiful music…