Monsterhood - Shrank You for Nothing


Gnome: you want to be human size again? but i only just shrank you… i thought you were committed to being a gnome?
Man: oh, i am! which is why i want to be human size… just while im topside. that way i can acquire more stuff from the town. i’ll be able to carry more and reach higher shelves!
Gnome: i was concerned for a minute. but theres nothing more gnoman the desire to possess anothers belongings.
Man: well, no one is more gnome than me. because im going to take the whole town.