Super Computer: ok, i have a plan. but there are risks involved. im twenty percent sure i can make you the way you were. theres also a twenty percent chance you become completely human… not a good look in this down.
Professor: and the other sixty percent?
Super Computer: well, theres a strong possibility all your bug DNA will become active and you’ll metamorphose completely. you’d become a giant bee. hey, look at it this way, you’ll finally have that skinny waistline you’ve always wanted! HA!
Professor: i hate you.