Mail Monster: so you want to deliver this to eight years from now? usually people want us to deliver this faster than normal.
Professor: i know its sounds crazy, but its vital this package arrives at the exact date and time i told you.
Mail Monster: ok! ok!
Professor: i dont understand. i sent the package. i should
8 YEARS LATER
Skunk-ape: i cant get the tape off! oh, i wish i didnt bite my fingernails.