Monsterhood - Old Tricks


Skunk-ape: so he grows a new horn, huh? like a mechanical pencil!
Howie: that’s what i said! but you can’t tell anyone ok? i promised i would keep it a secret!
Skunk-ape: uh… okay. um… do you think it would be bad if, say… vampire found out?
Howie: waht? DUH. of course that would be bad! why would you even ask that question?
Skunk-ape: because he’s eavesdropping on us again.
Vampire: i prefer the term antisocial networking.