Monsterhood - Non-Cannon Flan-Fiction


Von Krieger: Hold onto something kid. we’ve got a good old fashioned dog fight on our hands! im gonna need your local knowledge again. tell me about the Invisible man and his flying pumpkin… how much danger are we in?
Howie: Danger? oh… uh… HEAPS. i’d surrender if i were you! that guys real dangerous. and you dont wont to be on the wrong side of that cannon. Say, just out of interest, do you have any food allergies by any chance? custard? lemon meringue? butterscotch with a checkerboard crust?