*SECRET GOVERNMENT FACILITY IN THE FUTURE*
Scientist 1: This is Malevolent Super-Computer. Just came online this morning.
Scientist 2: Uh… Malevolent?
Scientist 1: Oh, its’s just a name. He’s completely obedient. Watch. Open the cargo bay doors, Mal.
Scientist 1: You see? Completely safe.
Scientist 2: Um… Isn’t the cargo bay filled with those heat-seeking hyper-hornets?
[Scientists run from hornets]
Malevolent: Hmm. I wonder what else I can control? OOH! Life support!