Howie: That’s it! OF COURSE! I just have to become a REAL-DEAL werewolf!
Howie: Magic Fairy-Lady, make me a WEREWOLF please.
Magic Fairy-Lady: Nuh-uh. Here’s the thing.
Magic Fairy-Lady: I can only turn stuff into things they already KINDA look like. A puppet KINDA looks like a boy. A pumpkin KINDA looks like a coach. But kid, you don’t look like a wolf.
Howie: Then what DO I look like?
Magic Fairy-Lady: I can offer you stockpot or turnip.