Person over headset: You’re doing what?
Man: it was the only option available, sir. everything else is out of commission.
Person over headset: you dont even know how it works.
Man: i know how to operate it. thats enough for now.
Person over headset: every time you ‘operate’ that thing it ends up all over the internet.
Man: no one ever believes those stories, and they definitely wont once its inside the field.
[it is revealed the man in is a Flying Saucer]
Person over headset: alright. but no zig-zagging, no buzzing passenger planes and no woodoo woodoo noises!
Man: thank you, sir.