Weapon U: You’re ME from the FUTURE?
Unicorn: YES. I’ve come to DESTROY you.
Weapon U: OH. Won’t that destroy YOU as well?
Unicorn: We’re too dangerous. We can’t be allowed to live.
Unicorn: Look, I know from your point of view you were only just invented so what I say next might be confusing…
But I need you to know…
I FORGIVE you.
Unicorn: I wanted to make that clear before I erased you from existence.
Weapon U: Thanks?